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The Internet

What is the internet?

The internet is a network of computers connected to each other around the world by cables. We use this global network to share information and talk to each other.

Internet Cable Map

Here are the main submarine cables that link countries to each other.

Source: Dataset encoded by Greg Mahlknecht.

Fake News

How to detect it?

  • Question the person who wrote it. Do they know what they 're talking about?
  • Is the story being reported anywhere else?
  • Agents should also check that images, articles, voice messages, text messages, online polls, online comments and even emails are authentic - they can all be faked

1. Question the person who wrote it. Do they know what they 're talking about?

2. Is the story being reported anywhere else?

3. Agents should also check that images, articles, voice message, text messages, online polls, online are authentic - they can all be faked.2. Is the story being reported anywhere else?

Create a non-stupid password

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Step 2

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F100py5@uru5!

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Have a biscuit. You deserve a reward for creating your very own non-stupid password.
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Season’s Greetings to all our present agents. It has been a long and difficult year, and under such pressure, we commend you for your bravery, toughness and kindness to others. The CSA hopes that you will see many successful missions in the year ahead. Enjoy your holiday, eat some goodies, hug a tree (or maybe don’t if the weather is cold) and keep making the CSA awesome.
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Season’s Greetings to all our present agents. It has been a long and difficult year, and under such pressure, we commend you for your bravery, toughness and kindness to others. The CSA hopes that you will see many successful missions in the year ahead. Enjoy your holiday, eat some goodies, hug a tree (or maybe don’t if the weather is cold) and keep making the CSA awesome.
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